Updated: Jun 6, 2019
Change is occurring not only very fast but also in complexity.
The old language simply did not factor in new situations and requirements.
Here is a list of words laced with humour
Ambitchous : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Askhole : A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.
Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being intoxicated.
Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a silly disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events
Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.